make a pill for this

I keep paying the mechanic to "fix" my car, and he keeps fixing things, but symptoms don't go away.

Essentially, my car is a 55 year old stressed out accountant working 60 hours a week who eats poorly, is overweight with high cholsesterol & blood pressure, suffers from severe depression, and doesn't get any exercise. He goes to the doctor and wonders why he can't get an erection.

Unfortunately, there is no Viagra for cars.