20 July 2005

Tax man

I didn't file my tax returns until I finished with school - I had IRA distributions and tuition credits and all kind of shizzle requiring extra forms, and I was just too lazy to do it in between case briefs for class.

I filed at the beginning of summer but nothing had come through yet - I just went on line to check what was going on and they was like "We found errors in your tax return"

and I was like "FUCK!"

and then they was like "you were off by $350"

and I was like "MOTHER FUCK!!"

and then they was like "we actually owe you $350 MORE than you thought we did"

and then I was like "FUCK YEAH!!!"

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