down the drain

One day, when I own a house & convert the basement into a Carolina Panthers sports bar theme, I think I'll remodel the bathroom just like it's s a real bar. I plan on 2 urinals & one stall (of course with the door ripped off) and I'll frame newspaper above the urinals so you can read it while you take a leak.

And I won't go with those newfangled small urinals- hell nah. I'll have the old school ones that go all the way to the floor, just like we used to have at Eastover Elementary.


Or maybe I'll just go straight up trough style...