Tony Kornhiser began his local 'sports' talk radio show (which is great and you can stream on the web here) with a 20 minute rant about New Orleans. If I wanted to think about that on my way to school this morning, I would have tuned in NPR.

So, with that in mind, I will just let you know that if I see one more ____ walking down the street with a blue shirt and pink tie thinkin he is some cool slick stud, I will kick him in the balls, grab the end of the tie and wrap it around the seat post on my bike while I ride through downtown DC like Wyatt Earp rounding up the rest of the trendy ass losers.

I will be away for the weekend.