Tips for D.C. Tourists, # 79

I don't give a damn if you have been pushing the stroller around the mall all day and your feet hurt because you stood in line at the Korean War monument so that you could take a picture of little Billy kneeling beside the "Freedom Isn't Free" engraving - if a pregnant or old woman (or man for that matter) gets on the train at rush hour, get your ass out of the seat by the door and let them sit down.