When it's 17 degrees outside and the wind chill is 4, it doesn't matter whether you wear long johns, or layer an extra fleece, or do whatever you plan to do to beat the cold - after walking to the grocery store, your face will still be so numb that you won't realize your nose is dumping gallons of snot onto your upper lip until you taste it running in your mouth.
At least that is what this guy told me.
. . . and for the record:
It's Snot Lunch
Boogers are those hard, crusty globs that get stuck in your nose. They form when dirty snot dries out. What ever you do, don't eat that booger! Not only is it really gross, it's also bad for you cuz boogers are full of germs and other yucky things. However, you can't help eating a lot of snot cuz you're constantly swallowing the stuff. The average person swallows about a quart of snot a day. Yummy.
To learn more, check out http://www.kidzworld.com/article/3267-bone-up-on-boogers
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