me not posting is a good indicator that:

1)- I have too much free time
2)- Nothing funny is going on in the world
3)- Nothing screwed up is going on in the world
4)- I'm wasted
5)- I wish I was wasted
6)- O.T.S.S.
7)- I am getting psyched for 5 weddings in 6 weeks between Aug 12 & Sept 23