10 February 2007

tougher than leather

I was way too young to fully appreciate the significance of RUN-DMC & the fact that, on top of everything else, they also made a commercially successful rap movie.


It's funny how you feel tough when you wear leather. I was on my way out last night, sporting my leather jacket & rocking the iPod on the train. Forget that I am a middle aged white male law student - the point isn't whether I am tough or even look tough. The point is that wearing a leather jacket makes you feel tough. How could it not?

But that feeling quickly fades away when you reach into your pocket and find a tube of Blistex. It's hard to feel tough when you have Blistex in your pocket.

05 February 2007

you're not wearing enough clothes

When it's 17 degrees outside and the wind chill is 4, it doesn't matter whether you wear long johns, or layer an extra fleece, or do whatever you plan to do to beat the cold - after walking to the grocery store, your face will still be so numb that you won't realize your nose is dumping gallons of snot onto your upper lip until you taste it running in your mouth.

At least that is what this guy told me.

. . . and for the record:

It's Snot Lunch
Boogers are those hard, crusty globs that get stuck in your nose. They form when dirty snot dries out. What ever you do, don't eat that booger! Not only is it really gross, it's also bad for you cuz boogers are full of germs and other yucky things. However, you can't help eating a lot of snot cuz you're constantly swallowing the stuff. The average person swallows about a quart of snot a day. Yummy.

To learn more, check out http://www.kidzworld.com/article/3267-bone-up-on-boogers

01 February 2007

Frogs

At the risk of relying too heavily on the news for my inspiration, I direct you to this headline from the NY Times:

Chirac Unfazed by Nuclear Iran, Then Backtracks
By ELAINE SCIOLINO and KATRIN BENNHOLD
France's president said that if Iran had one or two nuclear
weapons, it would not pose a big danger. A day later, he
retracted many of his remarks.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/01/world/europe/01france.html

This is how he back-tracked:

Mr. Chirac said repeatedly during the second interview that he had spoken casually and quickly the day before because he believed he had been talking about Iran off the record.

“I should rather have paid attention to what I was saying and understood that perhaps I was on the record,” he said.


That is not exactly a statement that he was wrong, but that he shouldn't have said what he said. This is why people in America don't like France. Don't get me wrong, our president says and does stupid horrible things. But if there is one thing that the world (at least the west) should be unified about, it is that Iran with nukes is very very bad. This is not complicated.

I can't help but think that part of the reason Chirac can have such a nonchalant attitude is that if Iran ever did do anything, it would be the US that has to respond. When Iran launches a nuke at Israel, do you think it is going to be France that initiates the counter strike? Obviously Israel is pretty capable of retaliating on their own, but these kinds of things inevitably fall at the feet of America. I don't remember North Korea holding out for bi-lateral talks with France.

All of this responsibility is due to the way we have positioned ourselves in the world, and is fine with me. It's just frustrating when the people who are supposed to be our allies are so blind to realities of world hegemony.

30 January 2007

A horse is a horse

The America fascination with Barbero has really been interesting to me. This article from today's Post is pretty good take. In the end, we all want heroes that we can idealize and hold up as examples of perfection. With a horse who won the Derby so dominatingly and then fell on hard luck, we have the perfect hero. And this hero won't go out and get in a gun fight or get caught using drugs. We can make him everything and anything we want to, and that is what we have done. May the ideal that he embodied persist . . .



A 'Bottomless' Heart

By Sally Jenkins
Tuesday, January 30, 2007; E01

In diagnosing the public's unreasoning love for Barbaro, maybe it comes down to the fact that he never lied to us. Human nature seems like a sorry, wastrel thing, compared to that horse. No doubt, we idealized him, but the fact is, we could have used a happy ending for Barbaro, given some of the Gilded Age characters who parade safely through public life into retirement. His survival seemed like one good thing, a balm for foreign wars, domestic deceit, and the bimbo cocktail party circuit, ruthless wealth-swappage, and cross-entouraging that we lately call American culture.

Barbaro was an honest, blameless competitor. Our ridiculously soft feeling for him was based at least partly on that fact. Unlike so many people in the sports pages, he was neither felonious, nor neurotic. He let us place burdens on him, whether a saddle, a bet, or a leg brace, and he carried them willingly, even jauntily.

On the track, his trainer and jockey reported that there seemed no end to what he was willing to give. "Bottomless," was how they described his heart. He obviously raced for pleasure, and he ran with such dynamic abandon that he made circling a track seem an impetuous act. His effort was always sincere and supreme, and when he won the Kentucky Derby by 6 1/2 lengths, the largest margin in the race since 1946, it was less of a surprise than an affirmation to the people who had reared him. "Why shouldn't we have felt that way? Every time he had run before, he never let us down," trainer Michael Matz said to the Thoroughbred Times. "His will to win was obvious in whatever he did."

Also, he was handsome. On display in his stall, he had the calm expression of an inveterate star, and a preening stance that suggested he'd heard the roar of the crowd and knew he'd won the big one. Even his doctor, Dean Richardson, who hardly saw him at his best, noticed this. When he was asked why Barbaro excited such affection from perfect strangers, a choked Richardson replied, "He was good looking."

We followed his medical reports like they were our own. Phrases like "laminitic area," and "deep subsolar abscess" became familiar, as did the anatomy of his horribly damaged hind leg, the shattered pastern and sesamoid, and the pinned cannon bone.

There have been continual attempts to analyze why Barbaro's fight to survive so captivated the public, but maybe it's fairly simple: He had both innocence and greatness and it's not often you find those ephemeral qualities alive in the same creature. What's more, anyone who watched Barbaro run in the Derby felt that they saw traces of a distinct character: He was winsome. This gave his suffering specificity. We felt we knew him.

Possibly, this is anthropomorphic, and some have rightly pointed out that we should care as much about human beings. But it's not anthropomorphic to say that horses are irreproachably benevolent creatures, and this is surely one of the causes of our grief over Barbaro. It's a fact that of 4,000-odd animal species, only a very few are tame-able, none more so than horses. They are peaceful grazers by nature, and willing by disposition. Despite their considerable size advantage, they tolerate us and even bear burdens for us. While thoroughbreds can certainly be fearsome, their misbehavior is a flight response, not sadism, or outlawry. They have followed us, and favored us with their gifts to an extent that few other animals do, and partnered with us throughout history, from Persia to the Pony Express. "Gallant" is a word often applied to them, and it's apt.

Barbaro seems to have had all the virtues of his breed, and a few more besides. His character wasn't a matter of wishful projection, it existed, and was quite vivid to those who cared for him. He was indefatigable and had a high tolerance for pain. He was mettlesome without being spiteful -- and how often do you find that? He was expressive. In a lovely piece a few weeks ago by John Scheinman of The Washington Post, one of his night nurses described him as "mouthy." He befriended another patient at the University of Pennsylvania's New Bolton Center in Kennett Square, Pa.: a cow. When he slept, his night nurse would pet him.

Despite pain and confinement, he wasn't mean. Among the things that caused his owners, Roy and Gretchen Jackson, to give up hope yesterday was that, in the grip of wounded exhaustion, he finally tried to bite the hand of his doctor, Richardson. It was a first in eight months of treatment.

Novelist Jane Smiley wrote a strange and wonderful book a couple of years ago called "A Year at the Races," in which she explained, with an articulacy missing here, that the human engagement with horses is nothing less than a love story. If you were wondering why the death of Barbaro hurts so, there is the answer:

"A love story, at least a convincing one, requires three elements: the lover, the beloved, and the adventures they have together," Smiley wrote. "If the lover isn't ardent, then the story isn't a love story. If the beloved isn't appealing, then the lover just seems idiosyncratic or even crazy; and if they have no adventures, then their love is too easy, and they have no way of learning anything important about themselves and one another."

Barbaro was appealing, and he was obviously beloved by the public, and by his owners. If the public learned anything from him, it was that with enjoyment of thoroughbreds comes responsibility for doing the right thing by them. One of the few consoling results from the Barbaro tragedy was an anonymous gift of $500,000 for the establishment of the Barbaro Fund, for animal care at the hospital where he died. Yesterday, it was Gretchen Jackson who best summed up the public outpouring for a horse. "Certainly, grief is the price we all pay for love," she said.

article at http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/29/AR2007012902109.html

29 January 2007

That's news to . . . nobody.

These are the 3 top stories from the New York Times today. I'm sure Bill O'Riley will blame the media, but I'll just skip the middle man and blame our dumb ass president:

- TOP STORIES -

Iranian Reveals Plan to Expand Role in Iraq
By JAMES GLANZ
Iran's ambassador to Baghdad outlined a plan to expand its
economic and military ties with Iraq that will almost
certainly bring more conflict with the U.S.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/29/world/middleeast/29iranians.html?th&emc=th

..................

250 Are Killed in Major Iraq Battle
By DAMIEN CAVE
An American helicopter was shot down in fighting near Najaf
between gunmen and Iraqi forces backed by U.S. firepower.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/29/world/middleeast/29iraq.html?th&emc=th

..................

'Man Down': When One Bullet Alters Everything
By DAMIEN CAVE
On Haifa Street in Baghdad, the cost of an escalating
street fight is painfully real for American soldiers.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/29/world/middleeast/29haifa.html?th&emc=th

28 January 2007

How is your Sole?

I developed a suspected stress fracture in my foot early last fall. I went to the doctor and among other things, he suggested I try new inserts that would offer more cushioning. I got heat-moldable inserts called Soles.


Running shoes these days are about 100 bucks, so I was not thrilled with having to shell out an extra 40 for inserts, even if they do have technical looking diagrams on the internet.

On the other hand, you spend a lot of time walking or at least wearing shoes. I know a guy who shelled out a lot of bucks to get the most comfortable perfect mattress he could find. Mattresses are expensive anyway, and he got one that is expensive even for mattresses. He explained that he spends at least 8 hours a day in bed, and he wants to be comfortable. That makes sense on a certain level.

By that same rationale, life is too short to wear shoes that are uncomfortable. After wearing my Soles for a couple months now, I can't go without them. When I put on a different pair of shoes, I switch the "soles" and it makes all the difference in the world.

You should get some.

The company website is here: www.yoursole.com

You can order direct, although I got mine cheaper from my local running store.

23 January 2007

auto-play

With the expansion of broad-band internet access, more and more content is available on-line in the form of music and video. This is not news. And don't get me wrong, I think it's great that I can go on YouTube and watch your cousin's girlfriend's brother's home video of him playing guitar or ripping the bumper off his car when he tries to pull it out of the snow.

But what I don't like is when you go to websites and they automatically start playing music or video - ESPN was the first and worst, with some commercial starting up whenever I visit their page. Bands are the next worst. If I am visiting your website, I am already interested in what you are doing. You can have material available, but let me control whether and when I listen to it rather than interrupting what I am already listening to.

In life generally, just because you can do something does not mean that you should. see also, power point animations.

on the iPod:
Phish; Spartanburg, SC 1994

18 January 2007

No more illegal wire taps. . .

This is one of those situations where the administration can't win for losin'. Among the may possible criticisms I could level, I will focus on just one. From what the Post reports below, it sounds like the administration is adjusting its national security policy for political reasons. That is not good.

"Administration officials suggested that the move was aimed in part at quelling persistent objections to the NSA spying by Democrats who now control Congress and that it is intended to slow or even derail challenges making their way through the federal courts. "

full article available at http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/17/AR2007011701256.html

16 January 2007

Little Miss Sunshine

This movie is funny, but it is not for everyone. If you fall into these categories, you probably won't get the movie:

- If you have never been on a roadtrip, you might not laugh.
- If you never were, or don't know anyone who has been, a disaffected rebellious teenager, you might not chuckle.
- If your family has no dysfunction, or if you are unable to laugh at your family's dysfunction, you might think the movie is dark.
- If you don't see any humor in a gay porn mag called "Buns & Ammo" then you might just get grossed out.


Now that I think about it, in some ways LMS shares a lot with the Royal Tennembaums, although it is much more accessible than that movie. My mom & aunt took my grandmother to see Little Miss Sunshine. In the end, both these movies are about the strength and importance of family.

When you are family, you stick together just because.

09 January 2007

Legal Quote of the Day

SCOTT, A MAN OF COLOR, v. EMERSON (15 Mo. 576)

"As to the consequences of slavery, they are much more hurtful to the master than the slave. There is no comparison between the slave in the United States and the cruel, uncivilized negro in Africa. When the condition of our slaves is contrasted with the state of their miserable race in Africa; when their civilization, intelligence and instruction in religious truths are considered, and the means now employed to restore them to the country from which they have been torn, bearing with them the blessings of civilized life, we are almost persuaded, that the introduction of slavery amongst us was, in the providence of God, who makes the evil passions of men subservient to His own glory, a means of placing that unhappy race within the pale of civilized nations."


The idiocy that has come from our mouths never ceases to amaze me.